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The Crew, a game from 2014, was shut down on March 31. If you own it physically, your discs are now nothing more than coasters or frisbees. If you can prove that you own the game and that you can no longer play it, visit stopkillinggames.com to push for game preservation and game ownership. When developers abandon a game, it should be free for the players to do with it as they wish through private servers or offline play to some capacity. . . . . . . Currently playing: What did I do to deserve this my lord!? 2. I traded a spare SNES console I had for a PSP with this game and it's been a good time conquering the world. . . . . . . . I obtained "Without a Paddle" on UMD but my PSP is Japanese and has region coding for movies. How am I supposed to watch Matthew Lillard run from hillbillies in a burning pot farm now? ;-; . . . . . . . All of my friends were finally able to be on the hardcore minecraft server at the same time, so we beat the shit out of the ender dragon. . . . . . . Wait, it's April already? . . . . . . .

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I write stuff on my blog sometimes. I sort of just talk about whatever subject sounds interesting to write about. I mostly discuss my hobbies and other shenanigans I find myself into.

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I have a decent video game collection, which is documented in detail on my collection page. Not every game and accessory has a unique page quite yet, but someday they will. In those pages I typically write about my own personal experiences with the game/accessory, what it's like, and more.

The gallery page serves as a place to view all images from my collection, as well as anything used in my blog posts. Ignore the shrines button, it doesn't go anywhere... yet.

Overall, I intend for this site to serve as a creative outlet for my writing, art, photography, music, or whatever else I feel like doing. Making a website in general is fun, and is itself a fun art project. The internet is pretty cool, and I want to contribute to this endless expanse in some form.

I encourage everybody to claim their stake in this cyber frontier. There are many resources online to learn from, and it's really not as difficult as you might think it is. I wouldn't say that it's easy, but you don't have to be a stupid fucking nerd like me to figure it out. Neocities is a very fun and simple avenue to build a website, and it's a great place to learn. It's also FREE and OPEN SOURCE!

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