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Support the internet archive! . . . . . . . Currently playing: Pokemon Crystal. I replaced the battery so that I can save my game again. Surfing the sea in search of medicine. . . . . . . I've also been playing some Mullet Madjack, a new and addicting arcade-y FPS in which you have to kill robots in exciting ways to keep yourself alive. It's exhilerating to kick robots into vending machines while flying at the speed of light. . . . . . . Wait, it's May already?

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So, what is there to do around here?

I write stuff on my blog sometimes. I sort of just talk about whatever subject sounds interesting to write about. I mostly discuss my hobbies and other shenanigans I find myself into.

I spotlight videos and images on the featured page. There's also a list of links that will surely send you down some kind of rabbit hole.

I have a decent video game collection, which is documented in detail on my collection page. Not every game and accessory has a unique page quite yet, but someday they will. In those pages I typically write about my own personal experiences with the game/accessory, it's purpose, and more.

The gallery page serves as a place to view all images from my collection, as well as anything used in my blog posts. Ignore the shrines button, it doesn't go anywhere... yet.

Overall, I intend for this site to serve as a creative outlet for my writing, art, photography, music, or whatever else I feel like doing. Making a website in general is fun. I think that the internet is pretty cool, and I want to contribute to this endless expanse in some form.

I encourage everybody to claim a stake for themselves on the cyber frontier. There are many resources online to learn from, and it's really not as difficult as you might think it is. I wouldn't say that it's easy, but you don't have to be a stupid fucking nerd like me to figure it out. Neocities is a fun and simple avenue to build a website, and it's a great place to learn. Nekoweb is also pretty cool, and it's similar to Neocities but with many improvements. Also, they're both FREE!

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Replacing My Pokemon Crystal Battery

R.I.P. Totodile :(

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[April 8, 2024]